metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

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shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

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therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…

therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…

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cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

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saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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deepthroatodile:

swellower:

let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

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recltube:

bootypopping:

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

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foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

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glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

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hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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