heart:

I made it!

heart:

I made it!

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actionables:

I did a thing.

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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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Repost this anywhere.

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sherlocksurfer:

This is like the second or third boy I’ve flirted with by telling them I want to be a world dictator. 

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lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

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milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

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therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

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